So you know how some fantasy races like werewolves and vampires and orcs and whatever have really good senses of smell?
And you know how a lot of animals can tell you’re pregnant before you do because they can smell changes in your hormones?
Anyways I think that could lead to some awkward situations. Or they don’t have pregnancy tests in fantasy worlds because you just ask a werewolf to smell you.
Go visit your werewolf friend and she perks up all “Oh my gosh congratulations!” and starts joyfully licking the inside of your mouth.
I’ve told Jessica before to not do that to me but she’s also the sort of person to hug you even when you don’t like hugs so tbh she’s not invited to the baby shower
They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket
i’m fine with hcing characters who would never have children as having children bc this happens in the real world every single day but i draw the line at depicting them as a good parent. you’ve pissed me off beyond belief
You can create a good life for yourself in bad circumstances but you shouldn’t have to
If you look at some of the most terrible environments in the world, politically, socially, environmentally, people are making wonderful little pockets for themselves. Beautiful lives. Fun times. They’re making the most of bad circumstances.
They shouldn’t have to though. The human spirit is strong, but it deserves to rest as well.
There’s hope in that you can keep on living and celebrating if and when things become horrible.
They still shouldn’t become horrible though. Just because you can survive getting hit by a car doesn’t mean you should accept getting hit by a car, you know what I mean?
Oh I also wanna add that just because you’re used to it doesn’t mean you should be.
Hey. I hope you have so many fun and safe and beautiful days ahead of you.
I will stand up for any female character no matter what she did idgaf how awful her crimes were it’s never any worse than the men fandom are tripping over themselves to defend. Girls, get behind me
ant queen: iam so dehydrated and full of eggs can smebody get me a class of water…. ogf
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